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BrilloPad
22nd April 2016, 15:29
Man is sent abusive texts after REFUSING to sleep with a woman on their first date | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3553343/Man-sent-abusive-texts-REFUSING-sleep-woman-date.html)

Note for women : men are not good at taking hints. Just say what you want.

Unix
22nd April 2016, 15:32
Man is sent abusive texts after REFUSING to sleep with a woman on their first date | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3553343/Man-sent-abusive-texts-REFUSING-sleep-woman-date.html)

Note for women : men are not good at taking hints. Just say what you want.

Bet she was a whale or uggo. No man refuses sex with an attractive women.

BrilloPad
22nd April 2016, 15:35
Bet she was a whale or uggo. No man refuses sex with an attractive women.

The text says he found her attractive. Maybe he was worried she was a potential bunny boiler and tried to defuse the situation?

Unix
22nd April 2016, 15:40
The text says he found her attractive. Maybe he was worried she was a potential bunny boiler and tried to defuse the situation?

He is gay or :winker: earlier lol

northernladuk
22nd April 2016, 15:42
The only thing I get to put out nowadays is the bins on collection day :cry2:

BrilloPad
22nd April 2016, 15:42
He is gay or :winker: earlier lol

Then he could have offered her some hair gel.

MarillionFan
22nd April 2016, 18:28
Man is sent abusive texts after REFUSING to sleep with a woman on their first date | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3553343/Man-sent-abusive-texts-REFUSING-sleep-woman-date.html)

Note for women : men are not good at taking hints. Just say what you want.


Yeah, know what you mean.


Happened to me, your wife got the right knock after I turned her down after a drink one evening. She got really aggressive, shouting screaming etc, about how I should be giving her a good shagging. I just didn't fancy it.


She'd already done the entire Rugby, Cricket and Football clubs, and frankly I wasn't interested in sloppy 40th's.

unemployed
22nd April 2016, 18:47
Man is sent abusive texts after REFUSING to sleep with a woman on their first date | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3553343/Man-sent-abusive-texts-REFUSING-sleep-woman-date.html)

Note for women : men are not good at taking hints. Just say what you want.

Happens every weekend no biggie, got enough trash to get through the week:laugh

BigRed
22nd April 2016, 22:22
Us men can only perform so many times a day.

Churchill
23rd April 2016, 05:21
She was drunk.

He thought that she may regret it in the morning.

She had the clap.

Platypus
23rd April 2016, 19:37
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :-/

psychocandy
25th April 2016, 07:24
Bet she was a whale or uggo. No man refuses sex with ANY woman. (or sheep)

FTFY

DimPrawn
25th April 2016, 07:32
I turned down a woman that I pulled on holiday in Greece once.

She wasn't abusive in the morning though, she was quite thankful.

:eyes

FatLazyContractor
25th April 2016, 07:53
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :-/

BTW, you still shagging that lass from work? :D

original PM
25th April 2016, 07:53
having said this - how many dates can you go on before something is expected?

I am thinking of 30 something people not teenagers?

FatLazyContractor
25th April 2016, 07:55
having said this - how many dates can you go on before something is expected?

I am thinking of 30 something people not teenagers?

Depends. Someone as charming as yours truly usually returns home with the lady, her mum and her sisters on the first date :smokin

Unix
25th April 2016, 07:58
having said this - how many dates can you go on before something is expected?

I am thinking of 30 something people not teenagers?

3 is my limit, and there better be kissing on the second. Usually I don't get to the 3rd date because they realise I am in it for the poontang and they want a "relationship".

vetran
25th April 2016, 07:59
Yeah, know what you mean.


Happened to me, your wife got the right knock after I turned her down after a drink one evening. She got really aggressive, shouting screaming etc, about how I should be giving her a good shagging. I just didn't fancy it.


She'd already done the entire Rugby, Cricket and Football clubs, and frankly I wasn't interested in sloppy 40th's.

which one was this?

original PM
25th April 2016, 08:01
3 is my limit, and there better be kissing on the second. Usually I don't get to the 3rd date because they realise I am in it for the poontang and they want a "relationship".

Interesting my mate never tries to instigate anything physical and after 3- 4 dates the ladies are calling it off - I think when you get to 30 ish and you are on a dating site you are not looking for friends maybe you are looking for love - more likely you are looking for a good time!

But I guess there will be some nutters who once they have had a taste of the meat wand go all batsh!t crazy and start stalking people

FatLazyContractor
25th April 2016, 08:05
3 is my limit, and there better be kissing on the second. Usually I don't get to the 3rd date because they would have got my herpes by then

FTFY :happy

Unix
25th April 2016, 08:38
Interesting my mate never tries to instigate anything physical and after 3- 4 dates the ladies are calling it off - I think when you get to 30 ish and you are on a dating site you are not looking for friends maybe you are looking for love - more likely you are looking for a good time!

But I guess there will be some nutters who once they have had a taste of the meat wand go all batsh!t crazy and start stalking people

Yeah you need to make an attempt otherwise they think your not attracted to them.

FatLazyContractor
25th April 2016, 08:40
Yeah you need to make an attempt otherwise they think your not attracted to them.

:spel

That will never attract, son. :rolleyes:

BrilloPad
25th April 2016, 08:41
Yeah you need to make an attempt otherwise they think your not attracted to them.

If you make an attempt you are a pervert. Make no attempt you are gay or a wimp.

You can never win. Unless you have money.

FatLazyContractor
25th April 2016, 08:42
If you make an attempt you are a pervert. Make no attempt you are gay or a wimp.

You can never win. Unless you have money.

Despite losing most of it to ex-wives, how do you still manage to attract ? :eek:

Unix
25th April 2016, 08:42
:spel

That will never attract, son. :rolleyes:

English language is stupid, who's idea was it to use very similar spelt words and identical sounding to mean different things? Only the English!

Unix
25th April 2016, 08:45
If you make an attempt you are a pervert. Make no attempt you are gay or a wimp.

You can never win. Unless you have money, and/or Tall and handsome

FTFY

vetran
25th April 2016, 08:51
Despite losing most of it to ex-wives, how do you still manage to attract ? :eek:

I use my amazing good looks. Ripped Body and razor sharp wit.

You're right Brillo isn't going to get any.

vetran
25th April 2016, 08:53
Interesting my mate never tries to instigate anything physical and after 3- 4 dates the ladies are calling it off - I think when you get to 30 ish and you are on a dating site you are not looking for friends maybe you are looking for love - more likely you are looking for a good time!

But I guess there will be some nutters who once they have had a taste of the meat wand go all batsh!t crazy and start stalking people

who waits for the second date? blimey you lot are slowww..

Mordac
25th April 2016, 09:07
I use my amazing good looks. Ripped gimp suit and razor sharp wit.

You're right Brillo isn't going to get any.

FTFY

BrilloPad
25th April 2016, 09:46
Despite losing most of it to ex-wives, how do you still manage to attract ? :eek:

Do you believe everything you read on CUK?

The only thing you can sure of is that sassy really is a cretin.

greenlake
25th April 2016, 16:59
Despite losing most of it to ex-wives, how do you still manage to attract ? :eek:

When BP dons his brillo suit, he becomes irresistible to the laydeez....

http://alyceparis.com/images/blog/2013/SEPT/awkward_prom/awkwardprom30.jpg

vetran
25th April 2016, 20:39
When BP dons his brillo suit, he becomes irresistible to the laydeez....

http://alyceparis.com/images/blog/2013/SEPT/awkward_prom/awkwardprom30.jpg

strangely that without the glasses is how I imagined Dallas. Possibly a shorter haircut.

vetran
25th April 2016, 20:40
Despite losing most of it to ex-wives, how do you still manage to attract ? :eek:

maybe he isn't hung like a hamster?

Dallas
26th April 2016, 04:04
strangely that without the glasses is how I imagined Dallas. Possibly a shorter haircut.

Longer hair, plus 10 pints, that could be me

:smile

DimPrawn
26th April 2016, 07:13
Longer hair, plus 10 pints, that could be me

:smile

I had you more down as:

https://thebutchproject.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/butch-proj-1.jpg

BrilloPad
26th April 2016, 07:59
strangely that without the glasses is how I imagined Dallas. Possibly a shorter haircut.

Bigger breasts. Less smile.

barrydidit
26th April 2016, 08:01
Bigger breasts. Less smile.

That's when you're around :wink

BrilloPad
26th April 2016, 08:03
That's when you're around :wink

She has a reputation for making people cry. A real ball breaker. Sort of like NLyUK - but free.....

BrilloPad
26th April 2016, 08:04
I had you more down as:

https://thebutchproject.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/butch-proj-1.jpg

That butch would never make an ironman. Remember that Dallas has done 15-20!

barrydidit
26th April 2016, 08:08
She has a reputation for making people cry. A real ball breaker. Sort of like NLyUK - but free.....

I know that, but the only source of that reputation is a Mr B Pad. I take all opinions expressed on CUK with a pinch of salt. I'm sure she is lovely.

Now, about those larger breasts...

FatLazyContractor
26th April 2016, 08:10
Bigger breasts. Less smile.

Pics, or it never happened :popcorn:

@Dallas - :hug:

BrilloPad
26th April 2016, 08:29
Pics, or it never happened :popcorn:

@Dallas - :hug:

I do have pics from MidnightMan 2012.

WTFH
26th April 2016, 08:35
I do have pics from MidnightMan 2012.

Is that a remake of Midnight Cowboy?

FatLazyContractor
26th April 2016, 08:36
I do have pics from MidnightMan 2012.

The Porn version?

BrilloPad
26th April 2016, 08:39
Is that a remake of Midnight Cowboy?

Is that the one with the two gay cowboys? :confused:

MrMarkyMark
26th April 2016, 09:06
Interesting my mate never tries to instigate anything physical and after 3- 4 dates the ladies are calling it off


:facepalm:

Do your "mate" a favour and let him know the ladies like sex too :smokin

FatLazyContractor
26th April 2016, 09:12
:facepalm:

Do your "mate" a favour and let him know the ladies like sex too :smokin

The ones I know like sex so much that they charge men and women for it :ohwell

WTFH
26th April 2016, 09:29
Is that the one with the two gay cowboys? :confused:

No, Jon Voight/Dustin Hoffman from the 1970s.