Daft Job Titles

[silverlight1]

I'm sure there is a thread somewhere on CUK about this but I had a meeting last week with someone in a large global insurance company who had the job title:

Head of Run-Off

There is a genuine term run-off in insurance but not sure what this chap tells people he does at dinner parties

[vetran]

OKDQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4STil-zcmmQ

[DimPrawn]

Trainee Junior Assistant Manager to Head of Senior Management Training

[SlipTheJab]

Talent Acquisition Specialist as some 16 year old trainee just out of school wanna be pimp called himself during his failed attempt to connect with me on Linked In...

[Pondlife]

OKDQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4STil-zcmmQ

eh?

[northernladuk]

If we are talking titles that in no way reflect the actual situation I believe PC's title is 'Contractor'.

[stek]

On BT NHS Spine Project we had a 'Contractor Missing Timesheets Manager'

One of my US colleagues is a 'Retail IT Specialist and Master Inventor'...

[Old Greg]

If we are talking titles that in no way reflect the actual situation I believe PC's title is 'Cockwomble'.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

Head of Special High Intensity Training

[barrydidit]

Paediatrician