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I need 4 reasonably proportioned Benchees to vacate

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    I need 4 reasonably proportioned Benchees to vacate

    Bench looms in 3 weeks. Go-Live today. Dress Rehearsal was a spectacular failure and I'm still running it. Although the lines between dress rehearsal and Go-Live are now pretty blurred.

    Still the permies know best.

    Budge up you lot, I'm looking forward to sipping a few Daiquiris with my fellow benchees.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Another contractor with 100 contracts each lasting 3 months on his CV. How the hell do you get hired Suity?

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Another contractor with 100 contracts each lasting 3 months on his CV. How the hell do you get hired Suity?
      MF & I went permie
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Bench looms in 3 weeks. Go-Live today. Dress Rehearsal was a spectacular failure and I'm still running it. Although the lines between dress rehearsal and Go-Live are now pretty blurred.

        Still the permies know best.

        Budge up you lot, I'm looking forward to sipping a few Daiquiris with my fellow benchees.
        Why 4, are you MF in disguise?

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Another contractor with 100 contracts each lasting 3 months on his CV. How the hell do you get hired Suity?
          My dashing good looks, rapier like wit and charming personality all make a winning formula.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            My dashing good looks, rapier like wit and charming personality all make a winning formula.
            Before the questionable competence levels, needy nature and low IQ levels result in an extension being pulled

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              My dashing good looks, rapier like wit and charming personality all make a winning formula.
              You certainly give hope to contracting dregs out there.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                You certainly give hope to contracting dregs out there.
                You are welcome DP
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  My dashing good looks, rapier like wit and charming personality all make a winning formula.
                  Well, thanks Suity. On those lines, I should be on two active contracts at once

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                    #10
                    Manchester drinks June 1st anyone?
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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