feck me a house for AssGuru after the divorce.

**PurpleGorilla** · 10 May 2016, 21:59

Spacious, and only half a mil!

Now just need a bit of BOMAD or some tasty inheritance.

**unemployed** · 10 May 2016, 23:27

8m x 6m and half a million

i bet that cost no more than 30-40k to build by wimpey

**AtW** · 11 May 2016, 00:27

You should crying really - it just shows how devalued paper money are these days...

**BrilloPad** · 11 May 2016, 07:04

Originally posted by AtW View Post

You should crying really - it just shows how devalued paper money are these days...

Not as devalued as the office under yours.....

**The_Equalizer** · 11 May 2016, 08:01

Originally posted by AtW View Post

You should crying really - it just shows how devalued paper money are these days...

Yet you can get two litres of milk for 89 pence. You get the feeling something is properly adrift.

**PurpleGorilla** · 11 May 2016, 08:32

Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post

Yet you can get two litres of milk for 89 pence. You get the feeling something is properly adrift.

The result of tulip building, tulip regulation, foreign tulip investing, banker lending tulip, Buy Tulip Let, BOMAD, Help Tulip Buy...

**d000hg** · 11 May 2016, 08:36

Originally posted by unemployed View Post

8m x 6m and half a million

i bet that cost no more than 30-40k to build by wimpey

It doesn't look much different from the houses you see them selling for ~£150k in the poorer areas around here so you mightn't be too far wrong. Though I assume they had to pay a fair whack for the land, possibly more than the buildings costs.

Love how they tried to make this room look big:

**unemployed** · 11 May 2016, 08:44

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Though I assume they had to pay a fair whack for the land

They sit on land for years and years

I can't imagine it will cost them more than 100k per unit with land cost

These should be selling for 200k plus really

Anyone paying half a million pounds to live in that tulipe needs to be certified insane.

**flamel** · 12 May 2016, 11:34

it does say "This home is a stylish choice for the first-time buyers, sharers and downsizers alike."

Who would "downsize" for £515k?

Which first time buyer could afford this?

Time to emigrate.

feck me a house for AssGuru after the divorce.