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    I need a new hat.

    My summer sun hat does not appear to have survived the winter.

    Please offer suggestions for a new one - ideally with sample pictures.

    It must say "Contractor" in an understated way for those in the know.

    Over to the congregation......

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    One of those Aussie ones with corks hanging off it - will help keep the permie flies off you.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      This should do the trick (as used by Oddjob).

      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #4
        I think Zeity wins it so far with the Heisenberg hat.

        I wonder if it will scare PM's away?

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          #5
          Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
          My summer sun hat does not appear to have survived the winter.
          Ideal hat for British summer time:

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            #6
            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            Please offer suggestions for a new one - ideally with sample pictures.
            A knotted hankie and a 99 with a flake....

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              #7
              Pencils are optional...

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                #8
                CUK Special, geeky...

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9


                  qh
                  He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                  I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                    #10
                    Brought a straw hat in Croatia to keep sun off my bald spot. Came back yesterday and lost it at Split airport. So upset, I loved my little hat!
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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