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    Dear England,

    We in Scotland are fans of the EU and believe we're better together, we've been told as much be the beeb. We'd hate to see you leave. Please don't go. We promise to give your powers back after you vote to remain. We'd never go back on our word. Promise, cross My Heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!

    Best wishes,

    The enlightened.



    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    How can a guy living in Munich, Germany say that he lives in Scotland?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      How can a guy living in Munich, Germany say that he lives in Scotland?
      I exist in a quantum state. Basically I'm superposition.
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        I exist in a quantum state. Basically I'm superposition.
        A bit like a cloud of Hot Air then?

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          A bit like a cloud of Hot Air then?

          A cloud of hot air is an interesting concept considering the cool clouds above your head are kept there by the warm dense air on the planet surface.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            How can a guy living in Munich, Germany say that he lives in Scotland?
            So he's a not so glamorous Sean Connery.

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              #7
              Boomer old farts "please don't go" was much better. You bland young farts!

              https://youtu.be/6BDoV6hBNMY
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
                So he's a not so glamorous Sean Connery.


                I'd say he's more Jimmy Krankie with a better accountant.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  We in Scotland are fans of the EU and believe we're better together
                  Is this because you are net receivers from the EU, same as you are from England?

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                    #10
                    Oh Mr Sauerkraut, please get it right it is not Scotland v England, it's Scotland v the rest of the United Kingdom.


                    Just because you have some prejudice against England doesn't mean that the rest of the nation does not count, unless you are too hate-filled to accept that other parts of the UK are involved. You are insulting Wales and Northern Ireland when you spew forth your bile.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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