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    MF Predicts

    Predictions for the next few years.

    (1) Trump becomes President & builds a wall, creating jobs for all.
    (2) UK BREXITS and becomes super wealthy by slashing corp tax and every big company relocates.
    (3) Boris becomes Prime Minister & renames himself as President.
    (4) Kate becomes Queen of England by bumping off Liz in a game of Thrones showdown at Buck Palace.
    (5) The French rally against the Euro, stop striking and become a powerhouse of Europe.
    (6) Obama lifts sanctions on Vietnam. Hanoi Hana then nukes North Korea.
    (7) Simon Cowell joins UKIP
    (8) Suity keeps a gig for more than 3 months.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    some of them are right out there, imagine no French strikes or 3 whole months!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Have you got the lottery numbers for Saturday?

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        #4
        Will sasguru find a love interest called Fabrizio ?

        Or become a real landlord apart from in his head ?

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          #5
          (9) MF will take an actual real life first class flight

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            #6
            Originally posted by unemployed View Post
            Will sasguru find a love interest called Fabrizio ?

            Or become a real landlord apart from in his head ?
            his wrist might heal up!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              (9) MF will take an actual real life first class flight
              or at least finally pluck up courage to peep through the curtain into First Class, before being chivvied back to his second class seat!
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #8
                10) A riot.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  The most amazing thing is that you've got them in the right order, highest probability first.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    11. AtW will finally Pop his cherry.

                    HTH
                    MF

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