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    I know three languages

    but speak two. What am I?
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    but speak two. What am I?
    A developer.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      but speak two. What am I?
      One of 330k immigrants?

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        but speak two. What am I?
        A self-proclaimed body language expert (aren't we all?), or deaf.
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #5
          Sign linguist.

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            but speak two. What am I?
            A twat
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #7
              bisexual?

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                #8
                You speak bollox and rubbish fluently it's true.

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                  #9
                  Not a cunning linguist, that's for sure.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    but speak two. What am I?
                    A bit fick?
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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