It's not easy being green so let's hack a French chateau about a bit instead.

[zeitghost]

Remember Dick Strawbridge in this?

BBC - Lifestyle - TV and radio - It's Not Easy Being Green

Well he's doing it again with a new partner in France.

Starts on C4 at 19:00 this evening.

http://www.chateaudelamottehusson.co...dge/?page_id=2

[FatLazyContractor]

Have you divorced Yahoo?

[barrydidit]

'Elf & safetea in la belle France seems a little less anal than in this benighted land.

That'd be my experience in France recently. Car crashed into central reservation only needed a guy in a high vis vest to wave the 80mph traffic into the other lane whilst it got round the blockage.

And the other thing is a £1500 core drill can't cope with walls filled with rubble.

Who'd have thunk it.

Maybe the Hatton garden safe design needs updating then...