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What those lovely people at the Home Office are up to.

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    What those lovely people at the Home Office are up to.

    UK Home Office is creating mega database by stitching together ALL its gov records.

    The UK Home Office is secretly creating a centralised database on the good folk of Britain without presenting the capability increases to the public or subjecting them to Parliamentary scrutiny.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Is Suity the dB designer?

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Is Suity the dB designer?
      He will be, at the moment he's setting up the environment....

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        #4
        Good - what's the point of them having the data if they can't use it efficiently.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Good - what's the point of them having the data if they can't use it efficiently.
          They might wonder how I can afford send my butler down to sign on for me....

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            #6
            Don't worry they won't be able to get it to work.

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Is Suity the dB designer?
              No but he'll somehow ending up thinking he's responsible and post on here about how he's under pressure to complete it because the designer's a wankpuffin.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                Three predictions:

                1) It will cost billions
                2) It won't work properly
                3) Nobody will be held accountable

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Chuck View Post
                  Three predictions:

                  1) It will cost billions
                  2) It won't work properly
                  3) Nobody will be held accountable

                  4) Most of it will be done by external consultancy charging £1000/day per person, whilst simultaneously sending it to India for £10 per hour.

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                    #10
                    A few predictions:
                    It will cost trillions.
                    It won't work. Not even almost.
                    There will be a data breach on an almost weekly basis.
                    Same old same old, basically...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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