Anyone here plagued by a cock chafer?

[DimPrawn]

The chubby insects terrorising Britain's backyards: The plague of fat, flying beetles found in your garden (and your home)  | Daily Mail Online

Cockchafer beetles are terrorising gardeners across the south east


Personally I welcome a good cock chafer......

[WTFH]

The chubby insects terrorising Britain's backyards: The plague of fat, flying beetles found in your garden (and your home)* | Daily Mail Online

Cockchafer beetles are terrorising gardeners across the south east


Personally I welcome a good cock chafer......

They (like slugs) are very easy to deal with. Feed the wild birds. After a few weeks the birds will get rid of the slugs as well as the cock chafers.
(not very daily mail to be interested in feeding wild birds, I know).
The other way is to have a badger dig up the grubs. (again, not very daily mail to let badgers live)

[vetran]

Personally I welcome a good cock chafer......

MF is available soon.

[Mordac]

MF is available soon.

He never chafed mine. Should I ask for a refund?

[vetran]

He never chafed mine. Should I ask for a refund?

apparently since he got new teeth he has had complaints..

[suityou01]

Did someone reveal to you this is my pet name for eek

[Mordac]

apparently since he got new teeth he has had complaints..

Excellent. I'll buy some leather shorts. They chafe like nothing else on earth. Apparently. Or is it Allegedly?

[vetran]

Excellent. I'll buy some leather shorts. They chafe like nothing else on earth. Apparently. Or is it Allegedly?

only allegedly if you don't have the photos. NLYUK let me have a copy.

[Mordac]

only allegedly if you don't have the photos. NLYUK let me have a copy.

Only allegedly then. You think I'd hang onto photos of meself suffering from a nasty looking rash?

[vetran]

Only allegedly then. You think I'd hang onto photos of meself suffering from a nasty looking rash?

Depends how much the MP offered you for the negatives...