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    FAO Mordac & MF

    What's with this special relationship between you guys?

    #2
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    What's with this special relationship between you guys?
    He gives me backrubs. Don't you have some special person in the office to do that for you?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      He gives me reach rounds. Don't you have some special person in the office to do that for you?
      FTFY

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        FTFY
        F me he must have big arms
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          What's with this special relationship between you guys?
          Well the sex was almost OK, I was going through a bit of a quiet spell, so one accepts what one is offered, you probably know the drill. He was a bit rougher than I'm normally used to, but I felt we had a connection. He didn't mean to hurt me in that way, but some just can't help being so well endowed. Give us a shout the moment you become encumbered with such issues...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            F me he must have big arms
            Matching his heart...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              He gives me backrubs.
              Only if you go for a back, crack & sack first...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                What's with this special relationship between you guys?
                It's called "real manlove", so you can only keep on dreaming...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  It's called "real manlove", so you can only keep on dreaming...
                  So dreamy....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                    So dreamy....

                    I think he's the one on the left. Quite where that leaves me is somewhat worrying.
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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