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    Have we done the orange tulipehawk?

    Wot fell in the vat of chicken tikka masala?

    Orange is the new gull colour:

    Spice gull: seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry | Environment | The Guardian

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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Wot fell in the vat of chicken tikka masala?

    Orange is the new gull colour:

    Spice gull: seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry | Environment | The Guardian
    So what did it taste like Zeity? After all, that will be the question on everyone's lips right now...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      Nothing new.

      I've seen loads of orange birds in Essex 'innit?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        So what did it taste like Zeity? After all, that will be the question on everyone's lips right now...


        Slightly overcooked swan.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Slightly overcooked swan.
          Shame - I did actually have swan once, and it was lovely. Don't think it would have tasted quite so nice had it been overcooked...
          Now, if I end up in the Tower, you'll know it was MF who grassed me up, right?
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Gulls are unbelievably greedy.

            Last weekend I was at a friends place at Ilfracombe, and fed the same gull no fewer than three slices of granary bread.

            That's about all the bread _I_ can eat, but this greedy gannet wolfed down the lot, and than even more amazingly still managed to take off!
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              #7
              Confused the sardines near the trawler. They thought it was a burst beachball until it was too late.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Gulls are unbelievably greedy.

                Last weekend I was at a friends place at Ilfracombe, and fed the same gull no fewer than three slices of granary bread.

                That's about all the bread _I_ can eat, but this greedy gannet wolfed down the lot, and than even more amazingly still managed to take off!
                So he's the pole-choker of the bird world. Did he fly away in first class?

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                  #9
                  Gulls are unbelievably greedy
                  Let me guess a Herring Gull (as per the Turmeric Terror)

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