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    Outdoor pool? INKSPE.

    We could donate them MM for a few days - ought to be enough anti boomer hot air to heat both. Any other bright ideas?

    My mansion and pool cost £9,000 to heat. What can I do?

    #2
    It's the new ToryGraph click bait.

    Last one I read was "Can I afford to retire at 70 with only a 30m pension pot?" or something.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      It's the new ToryGraph click bait.

      Last one I read was "Can I afford to retire at 70 with only a 30m pension pot?" or something.
      Was the correct answer invest it all in gold? Or all in BTL?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Was the correct answer invest it all in gold? Or all in BTL?
        Spend it on a cheap divorce, and enjoy a frugal life of solitude.

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          #5
          Looks like austerity has hit them hard, if MMs not available maybe we should start a Crowdfund, or something
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Spend it on a cheap divorce, and enjoy a frugal life of solitude.
            Solitude is fine if you can still post on CUK.....

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              #7
              What a fecking idiot of a boomer.

              If only I owned that, I'd have conducted regular "pool parties" charging £500-a-pop.

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                What a fecking idiot of a boomer.

                If only I owned that, I'd have conducted regular "pool parties" charging £500-a-pop.
                They might expect something classier(and less STD ridden) than your £10/hour polish hookers.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  They might expect something classier(and less STD ridden) than your £10/hour polish hookers.....
                  What part of 'heated pool' don't you understand?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    What part of 'heated pool' don't you understand?
                    Its more what Michael Barrymore understands.....

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