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Latest Brexitter rehash of what they've been saying for the past few months

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    Latest Brexitter rehash of what they've been saying for the past few months

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    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    In the latest of a number of rather depressing forecasts, a leading Remain spokesman warned today that the sky will fall in on June 24th if Britain votes to Leave the EU.
    The report, drawn up at the request of Mr Jean-Claude Junkbottom, an unelected and well-paid Brussels/Strasbourg based bureaucrat, is being taken very seriously. Mr Junkbottom is the Commissioner for Responsibly Audited Propaganda (CRAP for short).
    The author of the Report, a Professor Chicken McLickin, former advisor to David Cameron and Head of the Royal Institute for Supplying Incomprehensible Bulltulip, Lies and Embellishment (RISIBLE) says we should all be very worried.
    Following hard on the heels of his other claims that Unicorn stocks are dropping to dangerously low levels and that Boris Johnson is actually a giant megalomaniac Lizard with incurable dandruff, Bremainers hope this latest Report will reassure insecure Remain supporters still reeling from a plethora of fact-based information thrust at them by the Leave Camp.
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      And if you don't vote Remain then a plague of locust will eat your BTL portfolio, your place in the sun, and your pension.

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        #4
        Originally posted by GB9 View Post
        And if you don't vote Remain then a plague of locust will eat your BTL portfolio, your place in the sun, and your pension.
        You can kiss goodbye to your winter heating allowance too.
        http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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          #5
          Latest Brexitter rehash of what they've been saying for the past few months
          Ok, here it is:

          Originally posted by Brexitter
          I am a low skilled chunt who cannot compete with the European populace. I'd rather shift goal posts than aim for the goal. This has nothing to do with my love for Britain or all things British. I am just a racist who hates those Eastern Europeans and the French and I believe that it is good only if we own it.

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            #6
            Fascinating all the achievements of the block are buried under the ground never to be given the light of day during this campaign.

            Fascinating that the Tory government campaign funding scandal currently under investigation by several police forces gets no media attention. Opinion polls did not expect a Tory landslide and now a possible illegitimate government delivers a technically illegal referendum.

            It is no wonder trust on our politicians is at an all time low. But truly fascinating we want to hand them more power without knowing what they'll do with it.

            Scary times.
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              Fascinating all the achievements of the block are buried under the ground never to be given the light of day during this campaign.

              Fascinating that the Tory government campaign funding scandal currently under investigation by several police forces gets no media attention. Opinion polls did not expect a Tory landslide and now a possible illegitimate government delivers a technically illegal referendum.

              It is no wonder trust on our politicians is at an all time low. But truly fascinating we want to hand them more power without knowing what they'll do with it.

              Scary times.
              Illegal referendum?
              http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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                #8
                Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
                Illegal referendum?
                If it's proven the Tory party won a majority from overspending during the election campaign then yes, dam illegal. There were the only party to offer a referendum if they won a majority. And despite all opinion polls pointing towards another hung parliament they won a majority. Even ham face looked surprised. It's probably the reason MP's are looking to agree how they can repeal the vote if the public vote the wrong way.
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  It is no wonder trust on our politicians is at an all time low. But truly fascinating we want to hand them more power without knowing what they'll do with it.
                  Our politicians? Aren't you still living in Germany these days?
                  In Scooter we trust

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    If it's proven the Tory party won a majority from overspending during the election campaign then yes, dam illegal. There were the only party to offer a referendum if they won a majority. And despite all opinion polls pointing towards another hung parliament they won a majority. Even ham face looked surprised. It's probably the reason MP's are looking to agree how they can repeal the vote if the public vote the wrong way.
                    Is that the best you can manage?

                    So you are ignoring the pollsters actually admitting they hot it wrong and explaining why?

                    Maybe we could resize the electoral borders so they don't put the Tories at a disadvantage as they do now? Or would you like to keep the bias in favour of Labour and the SNP?

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