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I read it in the 50p Sun

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    I read it in the 50p Sun



    That's the Sun reader () vote sorted.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post


    That's the Sun reader () vote sorted.
    Looks good to me.

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      #3
      To do list, June 23rd..

      1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
      2) Look at the knockers on page 3
      3) Read some tulipe about some MP
      4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
      5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
      6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
      7) Read the problem pages
      8) See what's on TV
      9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
      10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle

      Yep, all seems fine.
      Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00
      "I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."

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        #4
        Originally posted by rl4engc View Post
        To do list, June 23rd..

        1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
        2) Look at the knockers on page 3
        3) Read some tulipe about some MP
        4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
        5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
        6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
        7) Read the problem pages
        8) See what's on TV
        9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
        10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle
        11) Take that much awaited dump that's been causing farts to rise into my brain, clouding my thinking.
        Yep, all seems fine.
        FTFY

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          #5
          Originally posted by rl4engc View Post
          To do list, June 23rd..

          1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
          2) Look at the knockers on page 3
          3) Read some tulipe about some MP
          4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
          5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
          6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
          7) Read the problem pages
          8) See what's on TV
          9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
          10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle

          Yep, all seems fine.
          You should have got a postal vote (or two).
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            I'm so glad I got this contract now, managing the postal voting data backend processing for the referendum....

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              #7
              Me too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:

              I once asked Rupert Murdoch why he was so opposed to the European Union. 'That’s easy,' he replied. 'When I go into Downing Street they do what I say; when I go to Brussels they take no notice.'
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Me too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:
                Yes well that is why one of the things we need to do whether we leave the EU or not is get some people in power who actually have some morals and are not just interested in being celebrities.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Me too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:
                  Why would bureaucrats notice newspaper owners?

                  Unless the newspaper were breaking the law or asking them difficult questions they aren't interested.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Why would bureaucrats notice newspaper owners?

                    Unless the newspaper were breaking the law or asking them difficult questions they aren't interested.
                    But haven't recent elections in the UK been won primarily by the newspapers telling the people who to vote for?
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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