Tips for Poland

[FatLazyContractor]

As it happens, just noticed an email from the boss lady asking me to plan a trip to their Krakow facility in July for a week.

While it feels like a dream come true, are there any "patrons" who could advise on what not to do when in Poland?

[MarillionFan]

As it happens, just noticed an email from the boss lady asking me to plan a trip to their Krakow facility in July for a week.

While it feels like a dream come true, are there any "patrons" who could advise on what not to do when in Poland?

Yes. Go native.

Drink Vodka, beat up the wife, then move to England to wash cars & claim benefits.

[SueEllen]

Yes. Go native.

Drink Vodka, beat up the wife, then move to England to wash cars & claim benefits.

All our local car washers are Romanian.

The Polish are the builders, electricians, plumbers, plasters etc.

[FatLazyContractor]

All our local car washers are Romanian.

The Polish are the builders, electricians, plumbers, plasters etc.

Did not know they hung on to the walls !!

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

While it feels like one of my wet dreams has come true, are there any "patrons" who could advise on what not to do when in Poland?

[VectraMan]

While it feels like a dream come true, are there any "patrons" who could advise on what not to do when in Poland?

Be sure not to do anything that can be construed as work. You won't be allowed to.

I bought some of this (cherry):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soplica_(vodka)

from the local Polish shop not so long ago. Very nice it was too.

[diseasex]

Be sure not to do anything that can be construed as work. You won't be allowed to.

I bought some of this (cherry):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soplica_(vodka)

from the local Polish shop not so long ago. Very nice it was too.

back in my days you would get beaten up on the street if you said you support football team X to a supporter Y xD but things changing.
Careful for woman though , they are damn beautiful and can make you go stupid xD unless thats what you want
also you can get 1h hooker for 20f that looks like a freaking model (not that i know from experience xD)

[VectraMan]

also you can get 1h hooker for 20f that looks like a freaking model (not that i know from experience xD)

What is a 1h hooker? And how much is 20f? Not that I'm interested of course.

[MrMarkyMark]

Careful for woman though , they are damn beautiful and can make you go stupid

Ah, so thats why you are such a total idiot then

[FatLazyContractor]

Careful for woman though , they are damn beautiful and can make you go stupid xD unless thats what you want
also you can get 1h hooker for 20f that looks like a freaking model (not that i know from experience xD)

Is there room for negotiation?