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Its alright FLC we don't need to worry about this!
Body hair - I'll wax myself for you honey.
Inexperienced - who? me?
Uncomfortable acts on bed - Impress me
Embarrassing body function - Do I look like MF?
Awkward after sex - If you find getting paid awkward, then only MMM can save you.
Bad at sex - Who? me?
Orgasm - Do I care?
Naked body unattractive - Lets turn the lights off.
Condom breaks - Do I look like BP?
STI - Do I look like diseasex to you?
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