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Its alright FLC we don't need to worry about this!

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    Its alright FLC we don't need to worry about this!

    https://onlinedoctor.superdrug.com/top-sex-fears/

    Next is having breasts that are perceived to be too small breasts, which women ranked just under 4.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Answers below:

    Body hair - I'll wax myself for you honey.
    Inexperienced - who? me?
    Uncomfortable acts on bed - Impress me
    Embarrassing body function - Do I look like MF?
    Awkward after sex - If you find getting paid awkward, then only MMM can save you.
    Bad at sex - Who? me?
    Orgasm - Do I care?
    Naked body unattractive - Lets turn the lights off.
    Condom breaks - Do I look like BP?
    STI - Do I look like diseasex to you?

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      #3
      On the contrary - aren't you FLC worried that your tits are too big?

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        #4
        Originally posted by diseasex View Post
        On the contrary - aren't you FLC worried that your tits are too big?
        I pull those lesbian chicks easily

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          #5
          I don`t think that list applies to you FLC

          1.roll in flour and look for the wet spot

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            #6
            Originally posted by unemployed View Post
            I don`t think that list applies to you FLC

            1.roll in flour and look for the wet spot

            oh look MF on the bench!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              A talented slag is like a warm toilet seat; seems great initially then you wonder who was there before you.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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