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Missing Person - Please Help

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    Missing Person - Please Help

    Name : George Osborne
    Age : 45
    Missing Since : 22rd June 2016
    Last Seen Location : 11 Downing Street, London

    George was last seen 4 days ago in London and later tweeting about doom & gloom on the internet. Described as 4'11 with no backbone, George had been very happy earlier in the week before disappearing after his friends had a little vote & excluded him. George had about $350M in his wallet having borrowed the money from his friend Nigel Farage who said he'd be saving it next week.

    Friends are a little worried. David Cameron, Unemployed from London, holidaying in Cornwall said 'George is upset that he's lost some friends in Europe and could do something stupid'. Another friend Boris stated 'We've placed a small cage outside Tory Headquarters with an envelope addressed to George that has an invite to participate in another competition. But I think I may win that as well. LOL'



    If you sight George, please phone Jean Claude Junkcer who has a job waiting for him.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      He was spotted in Vegas last night with Sas.

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        #4
        Last spotted staring at Theresa May's boobs. He might be in her basement.

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Last spotted staring at Theresa May's boobs. He might be in her basement.
          I really hope that isn't a euphemism.

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            #6
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            I really hope that isn't a euphemism.
            It came from me. What did you expect?

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              It came from me. What did you expect?
              Honestly? I expect you're busy telling your mum all about your clever joke, and asking her to unwrap another bacon cheeseburger for you.

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                #8
                Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                Honestly? I expect you're busy telling your mum all about your clever joke, and asking her to unwrap another bacon cheeseburger for you.
                That's next. Let me first finish off with Andyw's mum ....

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                  #9
                  I thought we were "all in this together"
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    I thought we were "all in this together"
                    In what? The slumber party in May's basement?

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