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    New CUK Cabinet

    Prime Minister: sasguru

    Chancellor: AtW

    Foreign Secretary: MarillionFan (Economy class flights paid for official visits)

    Secretary of State: NAT (Need someone old and useless for this post)

    Defense Secretary: NW2PC (Like handing the keys to a thief)

    Health Secretary: Old Greg (Free condoms and STD checks on the agenda)

    Wales secretary: Any chunt will do. Ok, PC.

    Scotland secretary: scooterscot (Need a weapons grade chunt)

    Work and Pensions secretary: GB9 (Messiah of those low skilled chavvy brexiters)

    Business secretary: markymark (Any will do. There wont be any businesses left anyway)

    And finally, Lizzie will make way for the new king of UK HRH FLC.


    #2
    You saying Cojak and I are getting a golden handshake with full pensions?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      You saying Cojak and I are getting a golden handshake with full pensions?
      Are you saying I am now being profiled?

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        #4
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        You saying Cojak and I are getting a golden shower with full pensions?
        FTFY

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          #5
          FTFY

          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

          And finally, Lizzie will make way for the new larger than life Queen of UK HRH FLC, seeing as Elton John was unavailable.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Are you saying I am now being profiled?


            We can't do a profile on you, haven't got a big enough bit of paper.




            Alternatively, section 26 paragraph 5.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Prime Minister: sasguru

              Chancellor: AtW

              Foreign Secretary: MarillionFan (Economy class flights paid for official visits)

              Secretary of State: NAT (Need someone old and useless for this post)

              Defense Secretary: NW2PC (Like handing the keys to a thief)

              Health Secretary: Old Greg (Free condoms and STD checks on the agenda)

              Wales secretary: Any chunt will do. Ok, PC.

              Scotland secretary: scooterscot (Need a weapons grade chunt)

              Work and Pensions secretary: GB9 (Messiah of those low skilled chavvy brexiters)

              Business secretary: markymark (Any will do. There wont be any businesses left anyway)

              And finally, Lizzie will make way for the new king of UK HRH FLC.

              Just pleased I didn't get health. Far too difficult.

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Prime Minister: sasguru

                Chancellor: AtW

                Foreign Secretary: MarillionFan (Economy class flights paid for official visits)

                Secretary of State: NAT (Need someone old and useless for this post)

                Defense Secretary: NW2PC (Like handing the keys to a thief)

                Health Secretary: Old Greg (Free condoms and STD checks on the agenda)

                Wales secretary: Any chunt will do. Ok, PC.

                Scotland secretary: scooterscot (Need a weapons grade chunt)

                Work and Pensions secretary: GB9 (Messiah of those low skilled chavvy brexiters)

                Business secretary: markymark (Any will do. There wont be any businesses left anyway)

                And finally, Lizzie will make way for the new king of UK HRH FLC.

                I note you've left AndyW's mum and NLyUK on the back benches. Very bold move. I've always found they're better up front, lest you find they've broken into the chief whips office and nicked his best gear.

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                  #9
                  Apologies if I gave the incorrect impression before my appointment. My position is actually:

                  Free STDs and condom checks

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Apologies if I gave the incorrect impression before my appointment. My position is actually:
                    in front of NLyUK then.

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