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    SAS you been on Urban Dictionary again?

    Urban Dictionary: British Exit

    What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that is right.
    The UK is screwed now, thanks to the British Exit
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    No, did you notice the word "retard"? sas would have chewed his pencil for a while, and eventually thought of another word.
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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Not me, but about right.

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        #4
        British Exit: To try to pull out early but with uncertainty in the timing. You create a massive mess that needs to be cleared up and you're not sure if part of you is still inside and you're royally fcked about what to do next.



        Usage: Me and Chelsea were doing it behind ASDA and I done a British exit. So she's back there wiping herself off with her tracksuit but now I gotta get her a preggers test. WTF am I gonna do man?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          British Exit: To try to pull out early but with uncertainty in the timing. You create a massive mess that needs to be cleared up and you're not sure if part of you is still inside and you're royally fcked about what to do next.



          Usage: Me and Chelsea were doing it behind ASDA and I done a British exit. So she's back there wiping herself off with her tracksuit but now I gotta get her a preggers test. WTF am I gonna do man?
          Bitter experience? So graphic it feels like I was there!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            So graphic it feels like I was there!
            That's Ok, "Chelsea", you were.

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              #7
              Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post
              That's Ok, "Chelsea", you were.
              I'm pretty sure I would remember a great lover like Pondy.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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