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FatLazyContractor
12th July 2016, 08:22
.. for the next party. Severe shortages here :mad

How the UK's biggest drugs bust was made - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-36763402)

LondonManc
12th July 2016, 08:29
My prayers are with MrMarkyMark at this time. :(

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 08:31
Phhhht, was cut to feck before it even got here, just as well they took it off the streets :smokin


The purity of the cocaine ranged from between 58% and 74%.

Mordac
12th July 2016, 08:40
.. for the next party. Severe shortages here :mad

How the UK's biggest drugs bust was made - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-36763402)

You'd have probably got away with the old "personal use only" line...:eek

(and for the avoidance of doubt, the use of the word "line" was entirely deliberate)

BrilloPad
12th July 2016, 08:42
Would Brexit have affected this bust? :rolleyes:

FatLazyContractor
12th July 2016, 08:51
Would Brexit have affected this bust? :rolleyes:

You'd have to ask diseasex.

northernladuk
12th July 2016, 08:51
You'd have to ask diseasex.

But he's on a break so won't reply.

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 08:52
You'd have to ask diseasex.

Who :eyes

FatLazyContractor
12th July 2016, 08:52
But he's on a break so won't reply.

Ok, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammit :mad

LondonManc
12th July 2016, 08:54
Ok, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammit :mad

Wilmslowwwwww!!!

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 08:55
Ok, then ask Bee ... or some other numpty dammit :mad

Probably on his ignore list :eyes

FatLazyContractor
12th July 2016, 08:57
Probably on his ignore list :eyes

I took Bee off my ignore list yesterday. Encouraging cretinism is as big a crime as being a cretin. :devil

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 09:01
I took Bee off my ignore list yesterday. Encouraging cretinism is as big a crime as being a cretin. :devil

One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?

LondonManc
12th July 2016, 09:04
One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?

Still not sure whether FLC is advocating the encouragement of cretins or warning against it?

WTFH
12th July 2016, 09:05
I was laughing so hard at this story, I think I've cut my nose with a £50.

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 09:10
I was laughing so hard at this story, I think I've cut my nose with a £50.

You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard :tantrum:

FatLazyContractor
12th July 2016, 09:13
You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard :tantrum:

Bet it formed a jelly with the remnants of your "porridge" from last night :eyes

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 09:18
Bet it formed a jelly with the remnants of your "porridge" from last night :eyes

Less keyboard trouble since you got the vocal input device for your PC?

WTFH
12th July 2016, 09:20
You got off lightly, I just blew the whole of my Colombian breakfast all over my keyboard :tantrum:

Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and team of writers to make your posts?

Mordac
12th July 2016, 09:22
Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and a packet of crayons to make your posts?

FTFY

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 09:25
Keyboard? You mean you don't have a butler and team of writers to make your posts?

I did, but had to let them go, they started to give the MMM posts an air of credibility :eyes

BrilloPad
12th July 2016, 09:26
One of the "power statements" from NLUKs new motivational course?

I was going to sign up. But then I asked my accountant who told me not to....

MrMarkyMark
12th July 2016, 09:32
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Sounds like you need to change your accountant.

Phil Rouge
12th July 2016, 09:53
But he's on a break so won't reply.

Knockout!