Now There's Slovenly For You....

[Phil Rouge]

So, I take a shortcut from the station along a little river that joins the River Kennet. Running alongside this is a terrace of houses with a communal grass area in front.

As I was walking by this morning, a door opened & a woman emerged with a dog on one of those ever extending leads & she proceeds to let him do his business as she stands on the threshold in her bra and panties.

All I can say is, I'm glad I'd already had my breakfast & I'm not referring to the dog turd....

[CretinWatcher]

For someone who seems well-read you do seem to live in Chavistan.

[BrilloPad]

Is that going to be your defence in court?

[Phil Rouge]

For someone who seems well-read you do seem to live in Chavistan.

Fortunately, I only work here.

Oddly enough I was born in Reading & spent the first 3 months of my life here & this is the first time I've ever been back apart from to catch the Rail Air link to Heathrow.

[MrMarkyMark]

All I can say is, I'm glad I'd already had my breakfast.

What would you have done if you hadn't

[Phil Rouge]

What would you have done if you hadn't

Well, I certainly wouldn't have followed her in for a "breakfast turnover" that's for sure.....

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, I certainly wouldn't have followed her in for a "breakfast turnover" that's for sure.....

You are GlenW, you live in Cullingworth and I claim my 5 free BJs from Donna

[northernladuk]

I assume this is just another sockie from a known master?

[FatLazyContractor]

I assume this is just another sockie from a known master?

My money is on Scroatman.

[MrMarkyMark]

My money is on Scroatman.

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