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AtW's real plan for world domination revealed

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    AtW's real plan for world domination revealed

    Killer Squirrels

    Squirrel 'pack' attacks boy, three - BBC News
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Only because the boy had punched a sofa earlier.

    Why do people feed the rats with fluffy tails?

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      #3
      AtW's solution to killer squirrels.

      BBC NEWS | England | Granddad guns down terror squirrel
      First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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        #4
        I thought he was buying up all the overpriced flats that people have been dying to get rid of?

        Or is that to house the squirrels?

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          #5
          You know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
          AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            You know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
            AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)
            Squirrels, well grey ones, happily eat chips and sandwiches. I learnt that useful fact as a child.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Squirrels, well grey ones, happily eat chips and sandwiches. I learnt that useful fact as a child.
              If they ban those as well, some on here are seriously going to be screwed...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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