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AtW's real plan for world domination revealed
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AtW's real plan for world domination revealed
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
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First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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I thought he was buying up all the overpriced flats that people have been dying to get rid of?
Or is that to house the squirrels?Comment
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You know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostSquirrels, well grey ones, happily eat chips and sandwiches. I learnt that useful fact as a child.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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