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    Beyond surreal.

    1. Where do you get a preserved human brain from?
    2. Why keep it under your porch?
    3. Why spray the preserving fluid on your weed?
    4. No wonder he looks so fecking weird.


    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-man...221409884.html

    For dear old Freako, this relates to a Septic nutjob who stole a human brain preserved in formaldehyde from somewhere, stored it under his porch, and sprayed the preservative on his weed to get high.

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    Dr. Necessiter?

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      1. Where do you get a preserved human brain from?
      2. Why keep it under your porch?
      3. Why spray the preserving fluid on your weed?
      4. No wonder he looks so fecking weird.
      1. You get the brain and you preserve it. It's quite easy to do. Pickling vinegar will work. Probably.
      2. I don't own a Porch - the dealers are almost as arrogant as the owners.
      3. Sodium Chlorate does a better job on weeds. Anyone with half a brain would... Oh wait...
      4. Some people are born that way.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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