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Malcolm Buggeridge
19th July 2016, 13:11
Let your boat of life be light,
packed with only what you need -

a homely home and simple pleasures,
one or two friends, worth the name,

someone to love and someone to love you,
a cat, a dog and a pipe or two,

enough to eat and enough to drink, for thirst is a dangerous thing.

Jerome K Jerome
Three Men in a Boat

Seen outside a pub somewhere on the River Kennet and all the more wiser after 2 pints of Brakspear Best :smile :freaky: :freaky:

FatLazyContractor
19th July 2016, 14:59
Let your boat of life be light,
packed with only what you need -

a homely home and simple pleasures,
one or two friends, worth the name,

someone to love and someone to love you,
a cat, a dog and a pipe or two,

someone to shag and someone to blow you,
a coke, a bottle and a crack or two,

enough to eat and enough to drink, for thirst is a dangerous thing.

Jerome K Jerome
Three Men in a Boat

Seen outside a pub somewhere on the River Kennet and all the more wiser after 2 pints of Brakspear Best :smile :freaky: :freaky:

FTFY

MrMarkyMark
19th July 2016, 15:04
Let your boat of life be light,
packed with only what you need -

a homely home and simple pleasures,
one or two friends, worth the name,

someone to love and someone to love you,
a cat, a dog and a pipe or two,

enough to eat and enough to drink, for thirst is a dangerous thing.

Jerome K Jerome
Three Men in a Boat

Seen outside a pub somewhere on the River Kennet and all the more wiser after 2 pints of Brakspear Best :smile :freaky: :freaky:

Funny another poster was chatting about the Kennet just the other day, Phil Rouge.
No longer around any more unfortunately :eyes

Malcolm Buggeridge
19th July 2016, 15:26
Funny another poster was chatting about the Kennet just the other day, Phil Rouge.
No longer around any more unfortunately :eyes

Nice bit of tautology :wink:

AtW
19th July 2016, 15:31
Dull sockie: -1/10

fullyautomatix
19th July 2016, 16:35
Wasn't this waste of space sockie squashed a while ago? How do they re incarnate so easily?:confused:

FatLazyContractor
19th July 2016, 16:36
How do they re incarnate so easily?:confused:

As easily as you type shit here. :happy