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    Pulling a Suity

    It seems that the next bit of work I need to do is a 95% or so of an all singing, all dancing BPM system....

    WTF* am I doing....

    * I know what I'm doing - getting ready for the dynamics 365 land grab in November....
    Last edited by eek; 21 July 2016, 12:39.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

    #2
    Originally posted by eek View Post
    It seems that the next bit of work I need to do is a 95% all singing all dancing BPM system....

    WTF* am I doing....

    * I know what I'm doing - getting ready for the dynamics 365 land grab in November....
    is that 5 better than C360? (actually anything is better than C360 )
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      It seems that the next bit of work I need to do is a 95% all singing all dancing BPM system....

      WTF* am I doing....

      * I know what I'm doing - getting ready for the dynamics 365 land grab in November....
      It will take you years to catch up with Suity's BPM. The following clients have reached top of the maturity curve with his BPM:

      - RBS (Payments department)
      - BT
      - British Airways (Online bookings dept)
      - Nest (Their thermostats)
      - HSBC
      - US prisons
      - Government's Divorce software
      - Nissan Airbags
      - Starbucks USA
      - F-35s (Target detection software)

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        #4
        Pulling a Suity.

        Shudder.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Pulling a Suity.

          Shudder.
          yeah even NLYUK charges extra for that.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            yeah even NLYUK charges extra for that.
            Clearly size doesn't matter then.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #7
              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              Clearly size doesn't matter then.
              no but she has to factor in the wear & tear on the tweezers.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                You should know better than to title a thread "pulling a suity". Some of us have only just had our lunch...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  You should know better than to title a thread "pulling a suity". Some of us have only just had our lunch...
                  Why do you think I posted it then.....
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #10
                    Showed this to the missus and she thought it was about the competition moving in on her regular customers...
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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