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    #1

    Chinese takeaway

    For a tiger

    Family argument in wildlife park leaves woman dead after she leaves car and gets eaten by tiger

    Not sure if this earns a Darwin as the child in the car might have been hers
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    #2
    bet he is hungry again in half hour.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      A tiger attacked her, prompting the second woman to go and try to save her. Another tiger then mauled the second woman to death, before carrying off her body. The first woman was injured in the attack.
      It seems darwinically speaking that getting out of the car is fine. It's the going to help gene that needs wiping out.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        Worst thing is that the lawyers and right wingers will be campaigning to have the Tigers killed for it, rather than accepting that the problem is keeping wild animals in zoos and then allowing stupid people in.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Ha ha. Stupid foreigners
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            This wildlife park looks much more fun.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loVhvZWpTwM
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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