Mid life crisis......

[Wilmslow]

I officially have it.

I am picking up an Alfa red Alfa with twin exhaust pipes and a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses) on Saturday.

To do my mid life crisis properly, what else do I need to do?

[AtW]

what else do I need to do?

Find a very good Italian car mechanic...

[Mordac]

I officially have it.

I am picking up an Alfa red Alfa with twin exhaust pipes and a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses) on Saturday.

To do my mid life crisis properly, what else do I need to do?

Sign up with a reputable breakdown firm. And quickly.

[AtW]

a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses)

[SueEllen]

Get a motorbike.

Get lots of lycra to wear and train for a triathlon/marathon/extra long cycle race. (Options are listed in order of how unfit you are.)

[DodgyAccountant]

... what else do I need to do?

Get one of these

https://wordery.com/automotive-elect...FdcK0wodi4sBXA

and one of these

https://haynes.co.uk/catalog/car-man...aynes-techbook

[vwdan]

I officially have it.

I am picking up an Alfa red Alfa with twin exhaust pipes and a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses) on Saturday.

To do my mid life crisis properly, what else do I need to do?

Definitely grab a motorbike. I appreciate the effort with the car, but I swapped my 220Bbhp vRS for a 3.0L V6 last week so I think you're gonna have to do better.

[AtW]

Get a motorbike.

Get lots of lycra to wear and train for a triathlon/marathon/extra long cycle race. (Options are listed in order of how unfit you are.)

Do you want to get Wilmsy killed in a nasty bike accident???

[FatLazyContractor]

Get a motorbike.

Get lots of lycra to wear and train for a triathlon/marathon/extra long cycle race. (Options are listed in order of how unfit you are.)

Pervert. Don't rub your sexual fantasies on that poor chunt.

[FatLazyContractor]

To do my mid life crisis properly, what else do I need to do?

- Divorce the wife and run behind hookers.
- Get a couple of tattoes
- Wear bling
- Take holidays in Majorca, Mallorca, Lanzarote
- Get laid on holidays
- After you get bored of the above, grow a beard, buy a Volvo estate (Pre 2000 model) and tow a caravan to cornwall.
- Dont forget to dye your beard white.