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    Call for FLC to become a Mod

    Accepted.

    Where do I sign now?

    #2
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Accepted.

    Where do I sign now?
    Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
      Don't forget he has to do the same for me to validate and endorse his application
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
        There you go. Only a true believer can read my signature

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          There you go. Only a true believer can read my signature

          Dad? Is that you?
          You mean all these years that mum told me you had put on weight and become a sex toy for sperm whales you were actually working on a helpdesk in India?
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
            It'll bounce higher than a giraffe's wedding veg, so don't waste any time dreaming about spending it...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Accepted.

              Where do I sign now?
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
              An alternative route is to simply send me a (large) envelope stuffed with used 200CHF notes.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                An alternative route is to simply send me a (large) envelope stuffed with used 200CHF notes.
                MF is flying back to Luton from the US through Mexico and he will be back on 31 July. I will send across the notes once I receive the consignment.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  MF is flying back to Luton from the US through Mexico and he will be back on 31 July. I will send across the notes once I receive the consignment.
                  What makes you think you'll be receiving the consignment? I know you're on the chubby side, but what the hell are you going to do with 3 kilos of cheap viagra? On second thoughts, don't answer that...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    Accepted.

                    Where do I sign now?
                    Admin worked out a while ago never to employ a fat mod.

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