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There you go. Only a true believer can read my signature
Dad? Is that you?
You mean all these years that mum told me you had put on weight and become a sex toy for sperm whales you were actually working on a helpdesk in India?
MF is flying back to Luton from the US through Mexico and he will be back on 31 July. I will send across the notes once I receive the consignment.
What makes you think you'll be receiving the consignment? I know you're on the chubby side, but what the hell are you going to do with 3 kilos of cheap viagra? On second thoughts, don't answer that...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...
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