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How to tell if your cat doesn't like you...
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How to tell if your cat doesn't like you...
Last edited by SueEllen; 27 July 2016, 19:46."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Creepy little sods, can't understand what people see in them. I just have a little puppet parrot, much cheaper and less hastle.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostCreepy little sods, can't understand what people see in them. I just have a little puppet parrot, much cheaper and less hastle.
They stop dogs they live with from barking and some are very friendly.
And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post...
And unlike dogs don't follow your every move...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThat's what they want you to think."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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They catch mice and rats which was the main reason they became pets.
... And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks.
PS And they crap on my lawn.Last edited by xoggoth; 28 July 2016, 09:31.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I've bought some anti foul spray/powder to stop the f*ckers dumping on my lawns, so far it seems to be working.
Automated sentry guns from Weyland Yutani are on order.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
They stop dogs they live with from barking ..
How on Earth do they stop the dogs barking? Is it just a calming effect?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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It's their sense of humour that does it for me. Dark and twisted....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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