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    How to tell if your cat doesn't like you...

    It moves to France or if you are Irish it moves to Liverpool.

    Or if you are Boris Johnson it just tries to move into Number 10 linky
    Last edited by SueEllen; 27 July 2016, 19:46.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    Creepy little sods, can't understand what people see in them. I just have a little puppet parrot, much cheaper and less hastle.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Creepy little sods, can't understand what people see in them. I just have a little puppet parrot, much cheaper and less hastle.
      They catch mice and rats which was the main reason they became pets.

      They stop dogs they live with from barking and some are very friendly.

      And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        ...
        And unlike dogs don't follow your every move...
        That's what they want you to think.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          That's what they want you to think.
          Sorry should say physically follow your every move. Instead they plot...
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            They catch mice and rats which was the main reason they became pets.
            ... And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks.
            Kill enormous numbers of birds and other wildlife too. And unlike dogs they do all their walking on other people's property.

            PS And they crap on my lawn.
            Last edited by xoggoth; 28 July 2016, 09:31.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              I've bought some anti foul spray/powder to stop the f*ckers dumping on my lawns, so far it seems to be working.

              Automated sentry guns from Weyland Yutani are on order.

              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

                They stop dogs they live with from barking ..
                That's a good reason on its own to have a cat, if you have a barky dog like a Jack Russell.

                How on Earth do they stop the dogs barking? Is it just a calming effect?
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                  #9
                  It's their sense of humour that does it for me. Dark and twisted.
                  ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                    #10
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