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Should I? Or should I not?

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    Should I? Or should I not?

    It being my last week at clientco before the 3 month break, I am handing over stuff to this Permie Hungarian lass who, I wonder why, isn't on the cover pages of playboy

    After two days of extensive handover and a dinner together last night, I am wondering if I should put my best (and longest ) foot forward and see if I can "get something out" before I bugger off back to blighty!

    What does the panel think?

    #2
    Could be expensive. Does your public liability cover the likely damage to this bird?

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      #3
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      Could be expensive. Does your public liability cover the likely damage to this bird?
      Gee, thanks. I always knew I am "well endowed" in that department.

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        #4
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

        What does the panel think?
        Unless this "stunner" is partially sighted and has a nose that fails to work properly, best to take a rain check. You'll only end up getting blown out again as per normal.

        HTH
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Pics

          You'll probably mess it up anyway you chunt
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            I've seen Hungarian Playboy and it ain't pleasant...

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

              You'll probably mess it up anyway you chunt
              It is usually a mess afterwards

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Dunno why, but Fatty Arbuckle just sprang to mind.
                Mr Creosote is more my vision

                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  Could be expensive. Does your public liability cover the likely damage to this bird?
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  It is usually a mess afterwards
                  That's what I meant. Spinal boards and PTSD type messy.

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                    #10
                    Does her Guide dog like you?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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