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    Perfect end to a Monday

    I was in Reading yesterday & went to get the 17:05 back to God's own country to find that an earlier delayed service was about to depart.

    Great, I thought, until a double take at the board told me next stop was Taunton at which point I hopped off & walked down the platform to my usual spot.

    Then some woman poked her head out the window & asked the BR guy standing on the platform if the train was going to Hungerford.

    Yes, he said at which point I interrupted & told her he was talking out of his arris.

    It was at this point there was an audible click and the poor girl found herself locked on the train and there was nothing this jobsworth was going to do about it other than telling her she can change in Taunton.

    I'll never forget the look on her face as she receded into the distance - her gaze fixed on me as the awful realisation of what she was about to go through sank in.

    Pure Celia Johnson.

    Do you think she's got a right to any redress?

    (I actually looked at the live tracker & her train got to Taunton just in time to miss the last train back to Hungerford for 2 hours meaning, by my reckoning, she wouldn't be home until 11pm or so - a full 6 hours later)

    #2
    Maybe you (and her) should have a look here:

    Auto Trader UK - New & used cars for sale
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
      Maybe you (and her) should have a look here:

      Home
      FTFY

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        #4
        Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
        I was in Reading yesterday & went to get the 17:05 back to God's own country to find that an earlier delayed service was about to depart.

        Great, I thought, until a double take at the board told me next stop was Taunton at which point I hopped off & walked down the platform to my usual spot.

        Then some woman poked her head out the window & asked the BR guy standing on the platform if the train was going to Hungerford.

        Yes, he said at which point I interrupted & told her he was talking out of his arris.

        It was at this point there was an audible click and the poor girl found herself locked on the train and there was nothing this jobsworth was going to do about it other than telling her she can change in Taunton.

        I'll never forget the look on her face as she receded into the distance - her gaze fixed on me as the awful realisation of what she was about to go through sank in.

        Pure Celia Johnson.

        Do you think she's got a right to any redress?

        (I actually looked at the live tracker & her train got to Taunton just in time to miss the last train back to Hungerford for 2 hours meaning, by my reckoning, she wouldn't be home until 11pm or so - a full 6 hours later)
        Bit of round trip that one for a short journey home....
        Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          Maybe you (and her) should have a look here:

          Auto Trader UK - New & used cars for sale
          You've got to be joking.

          Westbury - Reading is about 1 hour, I get a seat to myself most mornings & it's only £3:20 to park for the day.

          Why in the name of God would I want to drive?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
            I get a seat to myself most mornings
            I've never once failed to get a seat to myself in my car.
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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              #7
              Perfect end to a Monday
              So are you saying that you shagged that woman?

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                So are you saying that you shagged that woman?
                why do you think she ran to Taunton?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

                  I've never once failed to get a seat to myself in my car.
                  I have. After trimming a large hedge in my parents' garden, and stuffing the cuttings in my Rangerover, I found I didn't have enough room for myself!
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    So are you saying that you shagged that woman?
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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