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CUK luminary hits the jackpot

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    CUK luminary hits the jackpot

    Orlando man suing McDonald’s for $2M for making him fat, settles for a lifetime supply of free food – World News Daily Report

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    “I spoke with representatives of McDonald’s, and they showed me that I had been misguided,” Mr. Randell told a reporter from the TV station WESH. “They introduced me to people who had lost weight by eating exclusively at Mickey D’s, and explained how to use their menu to its full potential. Now, I can eat all the McDonald’s that I want, and still lose weight. These guys are geniuses!”
    I truly wish him all the best

    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      I truly wish him all the best

      Bloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
        Bloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.
        They introduced me to people who had lost weight by eating exclusively at Mickey D’s, and explained how to use their menu to its full potential.
        He's lovin' it
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
          Bloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.
          That's his missus.

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            #6
            I think they got a good deal. I can't see 'for life' being that long.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              That's his missus.
              Looks like it has been photo shopped..
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Great source, some of those other 'stories' are mind bendingly obtuse.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
                  Great source, some of those other 'stories' are mind bendingly obtuse.
                  Yep. I bet this scenario hasn't even occurred to the sordid mind of FLC

                  Man Seeking Extramarital Affair on Tinder Hooks Up with Own Mother – World News Daily Report

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                    Yep. I bet this scenario hasn't even occurred to the sordid mind of FLC

                    Man Seeking Extramarital Affair on Tinder Hooks Up with Own Mother – World News Daily Report


                    Could've been worse though, isn't AndyW's mum on Tinder?
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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