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The official "I want to get boned" thread

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    The official "I want to get boned" thread

    Roll up, roll up a night alone with NLYUK £50,
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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    #2
    Isn't this one for FLC? Those who talk about it a lot, aren't getting any
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Roll up, roll up a night alone with NLYUK £50,
      Wow. A 1000 times more than Mrs FLC charges.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Nope, she'll have to pay me more than that.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Roll up, roll up a night alone with NLYUK £50,
          That is FLC out. He likes his h00kers to come in multiples of 3...

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            #6
            NLUK's actually offering us £50 to stop his wife shopping? Sounds fair.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              That is FLC out. He likes his h00kers to come in multiples of 3...
              Isn't NLYUK equivalent to three regular ones....?

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                #8
                Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                Isn't NLYUK equivalent to three regular ones....?

                Is that Wilmslow and Mrs MF?

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