Complete this "Daily Mail headline" competition

**Old Greg** · 11 August 2016, 13:18

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Yes, I'm bored today.

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being redeployed by Richard Desmond.

**LondonManc** · 11 August 2016, 13:24

mistaken for Katie Hopkins

**BrilloPad** · 11 August 2016, 13:25

Brexited

**vetran** · 11 August 2016, 13:28

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being gazumped by a foreign buyer

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being caught falling down the stairs in an hilarious video

..

**BrilloPad** · 11 August 2016, 13:59

caught engaged in an activity which is supposed to be illegal in 21 countries in the world.

**Old Greg** · 11 August 2016, 14:00

...sat on in an Orlando Airport Lounge.

**OwlHoot** · 11 August 2016, 14:09

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being ______________________

in an aisle seat on a transatlantic flight and passed by a CUKker to reach his window seat

**Old Greg** · 11 August 2016, 14:09

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

...sat on in an Orlando Airport Lounge.

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

in an aisle seat on a transatlantic flight and passed by a CUKker to reach his window seat

KUATB

**Paddy** · 11 August 2016, 14:11

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Yes, I'm bored today.

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being asulted by illegal single monther emigrant on weeky benefits of £1,500.

Complete this "Daily Mail headline" competition