Anybody without an Asbo...

[BlasterBates]

Is a complete wuffta.

Street Cred.

Anybody planning to improve their street cred. ?

Me... I gave an old woman with a walking stick a good kicking and walked off with her handbag.

[Mordac]

I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers.

*I wasn't actually there at the time but my good friend MarillionFan was and he assures me that's what happened.

[Spacecadet]

I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers.

I tried that too but the local village NIMBYs applauded as i made my escape

[MarillionFan]

"I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers. "

and you pushed that nun. You were there, just too pissed to remeber!

[Mordac]

The nun I do remember. She started on me though, to be fair. Well done for stopping me nutting her, although frankly she deserved it.