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First world problems - jacuzzi temperature

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    First world problems - jacuzzi temperature

    I asked the jacuzzi girl to up the temperature this morning to 40 degrees but it's now too hot for the kids.

    Pressing down and jet one doesn't do anything and so it's stuck on 40.

    Any ideas?
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    FTFY
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I asked the jacuzzi boy/girl to up the temperature this morning to 40 degrees but it's now too hot for the kids.

    Pressing down and jet one doesn't do anything and so it's stuck on 40.

    Any ideas?
    Yes, offer sexual favours to get the temp adjusted
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I asked the jacuzzi girl to up the temperature this morning to 40 degrees but it's now too hot for the kids.

      Pressing down and jet one doesn't do anything and so it's stuck on 40.

      Any ideas?
      Throw in a bag of this, and dinner will be ready in a few hours....

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        #4
        First world problems - jacuzzi temperature

        1. Leave the lid off. That lets the heat escape
        2. Leave the jets running. That increases the surface area and lets more heat escape
        3. Empty the ice maker in your freezer into it.
        4. Replace the kids with ones who aren't so intolerant of water.
        5. Be a better parent and ask for a cooler temperature that suits the kids.
        6. Based on Archimedes discovery, you get into the tub. You'll displace a lot of water. Get out, then top it up with cold water.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          40 degrees is a tad warm even for adults; I generally have mine set to 36-38 depending on the time of year.
          Growing old is mandatory
          Growing up is optional

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            #6
            Never seen the attraction.

            Ditto hot tubs.

            Was looking at a house recently & I noticed the neighbours had a hot tub at which point I completely lost interest.

            They seem to be a licence to ruin the peace and quiet with the Lambrini fueled shrieking of slightly over the hill middle aged women.

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              #7
              Find a cooler pool and fart in it. Try not to follow through though...

              HTH
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Originally posted by The Plantswoman View Post
                Never seen the attraction.

                Ditto hot tubs.

                Was looking at a house recently & I noticed the neighbours had a hot tub at which point I completely lost interest.

                They seem to be a licence to ruin the peace and quiet with the Lambrini fueled shrieking of slightly over the hill middle aged women.
                Errrrrrm. Thanks for that
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Plantswoman View Post
                  They seem to be a licence to ruin the peace and quiet with the Lambrini fueled shrieking of slightly over the hill middle aged women.
                  Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
                  If you can hear shrieking middle aged women tanked up on lambrini, there is a hot tub.
                  That's inneresting....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                    That's inneresting....
                    Indeed it is....

                    Good spot
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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