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Originally posted by eek View Post
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One is to post links to ZeroHedge articles, the more doom laden the better, for example:
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Have you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.
Note : Only two of these options would be possibleWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.
Note : Only two of these options would be possible
Of course you can message his girlfriend it will cost him though
Imaginary Girlfriends - Find Your New Imaginary Girlfriend Today!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostAre you saying his sofa _still_ hasn't arrived?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell, there was the chopped liver, but he doesn't like to talk about that.Comment
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