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    Official - two ways to annoy atw thread

    See the title....
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

    #2
    Originally posted by eek View Post

    See the title....
    Lots of ways actually.

    One is to post links to ZeroHedge articles, the more doom laden the better, for example:

    2016-09-06 5 Reasons To Be Worried About US Stock Markets
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      #3
      Have you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
      Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
      or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.

      Note : Only two of these options would be possible
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Have you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
        Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
        or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.

        Note : Only two of these options would be possible
        yes he only has Vodka.

        Of course you can message his girlfriend it will cost him though

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        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

          Note : Only two of these options would be possible
          Are you saying his sofa _still_ hasn't arrived?
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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Are you saying his sofa _still_ hasn't arrived?
            I suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.
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              #7
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              I suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.
              yeah he said it took him ages to get you out of the cupboard again, funny thing shock.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                I suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.
                Well, there was the chopped liver, but he doesn't like to talk about that.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Well, there was the chopped liver, but he doesn't like to talk about that.
                  He did actually put that back in the cupboard afterwards.

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