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vetran
29th September 2016, 12:31
oops Sainsburys chocolate truffle mice.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/29/09/38E84B1C00000578-3813260-image-a-8_1475138272819.jpg

:laugh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/29/09/38E84BA500000578-3813260-Kellie_Louise_Bill_35_was_about_to_serve_the_treat s_pictured_to_-m-9_1475138295071.jpg

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 12:50
oops Sainsburys chocolate truffle mice.


:laugh

Maybe they have received the wrong order and it was supposed to go to Johns Erotic Emporium down the road

barrydidit
29th September 2016, 12:51
John would never sell such a crude representation of a phallus :ladybags:

northernladuk
29th September 2016, 13:02
The white chocolate ones about half the size?

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 13:16
The white chocolate ones about half the size?


All a fallacy that size differential so I have been told :laugh

Mordac
29th September 2016, 13:18
All a fallacy that size differential so I have been told :laugh

By a lass who was trying to let you down gently, no doubt...:wink

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 13:25
By a lass who was trying to let you down gently, no doubt...:wink


Very true, could well be :D

Bee
29th September 2016, 13:31
What about this licor? :laugh

http://www.minibottlelibrary.com/mbl/alpha/malandrice/bottle3.jpg

DaveB
29th September 2016, 13:37
All a phallacy that size differential so I have been told :laugh

ftfy :D

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 13:42
What about this licor? :laugh

http://www.minibottlelibrary.com/mbl/alpha/malandrice/bottle3.jpg

Do you find it useful, when you are not drinking from it?


:laugh

Mordac
29th September 2016, 13:47
What about this licor? :laugh

http://www.minibottlelibrary.com/mbl/alpha/malandrice/bottle3.jpg

Not wishing to be unkind, but we normally spell it as "licker".

Bee
29th September 2016, 13:53
Not wishing to be unkind, but we normally spell it as "licker".

Well, the licor is very good. :o

cojak
29th September 2016, 14:47
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/cojakuk/Sman_zpsfqajlury.png (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/cojakuk/media/Sman_zpsfqajlury.png.html)

They were selling them off at 25p each. I bought a handful. More than a mouthful mind.

Made me larf, anyway...

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 14:54
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/cojakuk/Sman_zpsfqajlury.png (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/cojakuk/media/Sman_zpsfqajlury.png.html)

They were selling them off at 25p each. I bought a handful. More than a mouthful mind.

Made me larf, anyway...


:laugh

Mordac
29th September 2016, 15:01
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/cojakuk/Sman_zpsfqajlury.png (http://s963.photobucket.com/user/cojakuk/media/Sman_zpsfqajlury.png.html)

They were selling them off at 25p each. I bought a handful. More than a mouthful mind.

Made me larf, anyway...

Are you saying you have a big mouth, or something entirely different...?

Bee
29th September 2016, 15:43
Are you saying you have a big mouth, or something entirely different...?

I think she means eating until having diarrhea. :laugh

Mordac
29th September 2016, 15:46
I think she means eating until having diarrea. :laugh

The notion of a spell checker is entirely an alien concept to you, but don't worry, it's so totally lovable :hug:

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 15:49
The notion of a spell checker is entirely an alien concept to you, but don't worry, it's so totally lovable :hug:


Flirting?

So, you have still got it in you tiger, nice to know at 47 :smokin

vetran
29th September 2016, 15:51
Flirting?

So, you have still got it in you tiger, nice to know at 47 :smokin

Mordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!

Bee
29th September 2016, 15:51
The notion of a spell checker is entirely an alien concept to you, but don't worry, it's so totally lovable :hug:

Ops, corrected.

:igmc:

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 15:52
Mordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!

He may be facing a lean period, where any port in a storm will do :eyes

Bee
29th September 2016, 15:55
Mordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!

Oh, go boil your head.

Mordac
29th September 2016, 15:55
Flirting?

So, you have still got it in you tiger, nice to know at 47 :smokin

If you ever get there, I hope you have it too...:smokin

Mordac
29th September 2016, 15:58
Mordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!

Mordy doesn't have to try, sockie or otherwise. :eyes

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 15:58
If you ever get there, I hope you have it too...:smokin


Not many months to go actually bud, but I appreciate the sentiment :cheers:

Mordac
29th September 2016, 16:00
Not many months to go actually bud, but I appreciate the sentiment :cheers:

If mother nature fails, there's always your local pharmacy...:wink

vetran
29th September 2016, 16:25
He may be facing a lean period, where any port in a storm will do :eyes

I suppose after years of MF, anything looks lean!

vetran
29th September 2016, 16:28
Mordy doesn't have to try, sockie or otherwise. :eyes

ahem

Urban Dictionary: sock (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sock)

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 16:29
A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.


At least they have some kind of standards.


:eyes

vetran
29th September 2016, 16:33
At least they have some kind of standards.


:eyes

saves the curtains hey?

vetran
29th September 2016, 16:42
I really shouldn't click the links on UD

Urban Dictionary: figging (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=figging)

Urban Dictionary: Dog In A Bath Tub (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dog%20In%20A%20Bath%20Tub)

MrMarkyMark
29th September 2016, 16:46
Anyone for Jibbing :D

Urban Dictionary: jibbing (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jibbing)

greenlake
29th September 2016, 17:09
If mother nature fails, there's always your local pharmacy...:wink

....or the offie on the corner....

http://i.imgur.com/6dVU5R1.jpg

Mordac
29th September 2016, 19:16
ahem

Urban Dictionary: sock (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sock)

Pity the poor fecker who had to look it up. Oh, that would be you then. Hey ho.:tumble: