Man, did I have a (slight) nutter next to me on the plane to Newark today. A real conspiracy theorist. I got the whole lowdown on 9/11 including photos, about America turning into a facist state (I could go along with some of that) and a whole load of other, really fascinating facts. Oh, and how to chat up stewardesses...
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Happened to me once on a bus in the US. These two woman were as nice as pie for about 30 minutes chatting away when the biggest one of the two lent really close to me, put her arm round the back of my head and whispered "There's aliens in the WHitehouse, you know. They know all about it' - and then when on about it for about 15 minutes - deadpan serious, really concerned and started crying.
I could see her friend shaking her head in 'Oh no, here we go again'What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
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I usually just get "Jesus loves you". I obviously look ripe for bringing back into the fold.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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