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I must be beheaded!

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    I must be beheaded!

    I’ve just seen the woman over the road without her burqa ! She was putting the washing out and I could see her face! Eyes, nose, and mouth; the full monty! The shame of the woman; her husband has lost control in that household. She didn't do that the other day.

    However, in my own defence – it was an accident and I did not gaze upon her lustfully as she is very old.

    [Disclaimer. It honestly don't bother me if a woman wants to ware a vail or not. It's up to them. I have muslim neighbours and we get along fine.

    I'm just bored sitting here waiting for the boiler man to come and service the central heating.]
    Drivel is my speciality

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    I was walking down Whitechappel last week wondering to myself "isnt Halloween over?"

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