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    Hey Dim a plan B

    NHS offers men £33-an-hour for 'intimate examinations' by trainee doctors | Daily Mail Online

    NHS paying £33-an-hour for volunteers willing to have their genitals examined and warns only the 'body-confident' need apply
    Advert was placed by the Great Western Hospital in Swindon, Wiltshire
    Seeking volunteers for training in examinations of genitals and rectum
    Offering £33-an-hour plus travel expenses for participants in role play
    I suppose they might take OG as well.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Can you charge double for front and back bottom simultaneously?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Can you charge double for front and back bottom simultaneously?
      you saying you are twice the arse Dim is?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Nah. Says "body-confident". The last thing any trainee doctor would wish for would be getting intimate with OG. They'd sooner grope Shrek!!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          Nah. Says "body-confident". The last thing any trainee doctor would wish for would be getting intimate with OG. They'd sooner grope Shrek!!
          Don't worry, as soon as you get that bariatric surgery, you'll qualify too.

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            Video of woman giving free testicle exams on Los Angeles street raises £2,600 for Movember | Daily Mail Online

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              #7
              An hour? Surely 5 minutes would do, there's probably not that much to see.
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                I'm quite surprised that they didn't spin the headline to something like "Fisting and teabagging now NHS options for men: Daily Mail Online"
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  An hour? Surely 5 minutes would do, there's probably not that much to see.
                  thats what Mrs Scooter always complains about since she has been getting the full hour LONG service! That & Mr twinky of course.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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