Male contraceptive and stats

[BrilloPad]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ll-trial-shows

The men, who were all in long-term relationships, relied on the drugs to prevent unplanned pregnancies - and the combination of hormones was found to be nearly 96% effective.

Only four pregnancies occurred among partners of the 274 men.

I make that 98.5% effective.

[LondonManc]

It could make it 100% effective - do they know for sure who the father is?

[barrydidit]

It could also be less effective if their mistresses got knocked up but they didn't mention that

[PurpleGorilla]

Does it make you grow moobs though?

[northernladyuk]

The old man was involved in a couple of clinical trials a few years back, what with his line of work. One type resulted in orgasms without emissions, which he didn't much care for. The other affected the flavour, which MF whined about and doubled his fee. Ended up costing me a fortune.

The gender reassignment surgery has proved an excellent method of contraception.

[MrMarkyMark]

The old man was involved in a couple of clinical trials a few years back, what with his line of work. One type resulted in orgasms without emissions, which he didn't much care for. The other affected the flavour, which MF whined about and doubled his fee. Ended up costing me a fortune.

The gender reassignment surgery has proved an excellent method of contraception.

Thought MF was not worried about the money anymore?

[Paddy]

The best contraceptive is to get her to swallow

[WTFH]

Thought MF was not worried about the money anymore?

If you've got none, you've got nothing to worry about.
Has he blown all his redundancy money yet?

[TestMangler]

The best contraceptive is to get her to swallow

No offence mate, but that is so over the top and demeaning to women.

On the face works just as well, in contraceptive terms.

[MrMarkyMark]

If you've got none, you've got nothing to worry about.
Has he blown all his redundancy money yet?

It is quite likely there wasn't any, I suspect gross misconduct was more likely the reason he had to leave