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How to survive Christmas

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    How to survive Christmas

    So, you've bought your Ginvent Calendar
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drinks-Dram.../dp/B01LF934IE

    And have suddenly realised it finishes on Christmas Eve.
    How can you cope on Christmas Day?

    Now there's an answer:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drinks-Dram.../dp/B01LZUF1ZC
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

    #2
    I think I would rather go off somewhere hot, although would take the gin related items with me .

    Had a very nice post Christmas and New Years in Jamaica the other year.
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Gosh this guy is mean:

      Thought this would be an amazing present for my Gin loving girlfriend until I realised it would be cheaper to take her to the pub every night through December.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        Gosh this guy is mean:
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Xmas.

          If we're going to talk about it already we may as well spell it right.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            "Each Christmas Cracker contains a 3cl dram, a party hat and a crap joke."

            refreshingly honest

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              #7
              Originally posted by pr1 View Post
              "Each Christmas Cracker contains a 3cl dram, a party hat and a crap joke."

              refreshingly honest
              I can pull them while I'm drinking a glass of talk bollocks with my plate of fat bastard. So much easier when we call a spade a spade.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                I can pull them while I'm drinking a glass of talk bollocks with my plate of fat bastard. So much easier when we call a spade a spade.
                That almost sounds like the most perfect Christmas meal
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  How to survive Christmas

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                    #10
                    If you have babies best to take half yourself and give them the other half.

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