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    Chatting up techniques?

    Cute girl opposite me on the train - first class so she has some money...

    She is wearing a large set of headphones, but we had a nice mini chat before she put them on.

    What is the panels thoughts on getting her attention back? I have another hour.....

    #2
    Slap it out on the table & smile.

    Always works for me!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      Cute girl opposite me on the train - first class so she has some money...

      She is wearing a large set of headphones, but we had a nice mini chat before she put them on.

      What is the panels thoughts on getting her attention back? I have another hour.....
      Mission accomplished - she said bless me when I coughed. Think the bottle of tixylix has blown any chance. Ho-hum, onto the hotel bar later instead......

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Cute girl opposite me on the train - first class so she has some money...

        She is wearing a large set of headphones, but we had a nice mini chat before she put them on.

        What is the panels thoughts on getting her attention back? I have another hour.....
        My guess is if she was really interested she would not have put the headphones on after the nice mini chat.

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          #5
          Show her this thread?

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            #6
            Does she like the film Gladiator?

            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              Mission accomplished - she said bless me when I coughed. Think the bottle of tixylix has blown any chance.
              Next time, use some mouth spray instead....

              Scientists create Viagra mouth spray that perks up blokes in seconds - The Sun

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                #8
                Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                My guess is if she was really interested she would not have put the headphones on after the nice mini chat.
                Exactly this. She put the headphones on to avoid having to talk to you. If you try again, she'll move seats.
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Exactly this. She put the headphones on to avoid having to talk to you. If you try again, she'll move seats.
                  +1

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                    #10
                    Your next move should be to pretend to be on the phone and say, loudly, "There's a girl sitting opposite me. She's quite pretty, but I think she might be a lesbian.......or frigid".

                    That'll get her attention
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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