Charging personal mobile phone on ClientCo site

[WTFH]

How much can I save per year on electricity? Also, if it's a business phone can I save VAT as well on the cost of the electricity?
Will it affect my IR35 status - all the permies have company phones but mine is personal. If I make it a company phone, does that put me inside IR35 when I charge it?

[barrydidit]

How much can I save per year on electricity? Also, if it's a business phone can I save VAT as well on the cost of the electricity?
Will it affect my IR35 status - all the permies have company phones but mine is personal. If I make it a company phone, does that put me inside IR35 when I charge it?

Incidental charging is fine. It's similar to using only enough bog roll to deal with the immediate situation - if you take more to use later on then you're inside IR35 and should immediately call Hector.

[WTFH]

Incidental charging is fine.

It's OK, it's not a Samsung, so there are no incidents when charging.

It's similar to using only enough bog roll to deal with the immediate situation - if you take more to use later on then you're inside IR35 and should immediately call Hector.

How did you know the toilet attendant at my ClientCo is called Hector?

But this bit about enough to deal with the immediate situation. What should I do when the problem is getting the blood off my hands at the same time as carefully inserting half a roll into my victim's Project Manager's mouth, only to deal with the amount of effluent that is evacuated from there every time he opens it.

[LondonManc]

It's OK, it's not a Samsung, so there are no incidents when charging.




How did you know the toilet attendant at my ClientCo is called Hector?

But this bit about enough to deal with the immediate situation. What should I do when the problem is getting the blood off my hands at the same time as carefully inserting half a roll into my victim's Project Manager's mouth, only to deal with the amount of effluent that is evacuated from there every time he opens it.

Practice what you preach; estate car, roll of carpet, sack of quicklime...

[northernladuk]

Do the backup power supplies in the server room kick in every time you put it on charge though?

[WTFH]

Practice what you preach; estate car, roll of carpet, sack of quicklime...

How did you know about the quicklime, I've only ever mentioned that to two people who are still alive, and I can hear both of them in the cellar.

[Old Greg]

How did you know about the quicklime, I've only ever mentioned that to two people who are still alive, and I can hear both of them in the cellar.

Can't we just let MF be a mod again, if he's just going to hack mod accounts otherwise?

[MrMarkyMark]

How did you know about the quicklime, I've only ever mentioned that to two people who are still alive, and I can hear both of them in the cellar.

Was that a trick or a treat?

[LondonManc]

How did you know about the quicklime, I've only ever mentioned that to two people who are still alive, and I can hear both of them in the cellar.

That was more artistic license on my part; nice of you to fess up to it though.

[WTFH]

Was that a trick or a treat?

As long as it puts the lotion on...