Agents - a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.....

[Intel]

I know it's been done a million times but I'm just fed up with a certain agency advertising the same fake job adverts again and again for CV farming.

In Intel's dystopian paradise I'm going to model the justice system on "Escape from New York" except using the Shetland Islands and provide the viewing public with monthly "The Running Man" episodes of reality TV where the pimps will get executed by fat men with chainsaws......

[northernladuk]

In other news, the sun is shining today.

[BrilloPad]

I know it's been done a million times but I'm just fed up with a certain agency advertising the same fake job adverts again and again for CV farming.

In Intel's dystopian paradise I'm going to model the justice system on "Escape from New York" except using the Shetland Islands and provide the viewing public with monthly "The Running Man" episodes of reality TV where the pimps will get executed by fat men with chainsaws......

They speak very highly of you.

[_V_]

To be fair to them, less than 97% of advertised roles are fake.

[LondonManc]

I know it's been done a million times but I'm just fed up with a certain agency advertising the same fake job adverts again and again for CV farming.

In Intel's dystopian paradise I'm going to model the justice system on "Escape from New York" except using the Shetland Islands and provide the viewing public with monthly "The Running Man" episodes of reality TV where the pimps will get executed by fat men with chainsaws......

They who should not be named? Voldejob? Give us a clue.

[Intel]

They who should not be named? Voldejob? Give us a clue.

You might say the initials could also stand for "Not Funny"

NLUK is also way too optimistic for a Wednesday. A more appropriate riposte would have been "in other news it's raining".....

[MrMarkyMark]

I don't see the issue, as long as you are not stupid enough to repeatedly apply for the role

[Intel]

I don't see the issue, as long as you are not stupid enough to repeatedly apply for the role

I've taken to spending my spare time knocking up fake CV's and repeatedly applying for the role with fake candidates. It's a bit like scam baiting....

[SimonMac]

I know it's been done a million times but I'm just fed up with a certain agency advertising the same fake job adverts again and again for CV farming.

In Intel's dystopian paradise I'm going to model the justice system on "Escape from New York" except using the Shetland Islands and provide the viewing public with monthly "The Running Man" episodes of reality TV where the pimps will get executed by fat men with chainsaws......

Should we ask pimp's to provide two references from past placements before we submit out CV's?

[SimonMac]

You might say the initials could also stand for "Not Funny"

NLUK is also way too optimistic for a Wednesday. A more appropriate riposte would have been "in other news it's raining".....

NickFitz has started a recruitment agency?