I want to be like MF

[BrilloPad]

Chubby older fathers are more attractive to women and live longer, scientists say

I must try following the MF diet. Don't just eat the food in the fridge, eat the fridge too...

[vetran]

KUATB

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/117623-knew.html


Typical Telegraph days behind!

[Mordac]

"I want to be like MF"

Firstly, having worked with the gentleman in question, if that is your level of aspiration, your life must be so seriously, utterly, crap, that quite frankly you need to contact Dignitas.
Secondly, MF doesn't need a fridge. No food products remain uneaten for sufficient time to require refrigeration. I think his butler owns a fridge, so the milk doesn't curdle in summer months.

[LondonManc]

"I want to be like MF"

Firstly, having worked with the gentleman in question, if that is your level of aspiration, your life must be so seriously, utterly, crap, that quite frankly you need to contact Dignitas.
Secondly, MF doesn't need a fridge. No food products remain uneaten for sufficient time to require refrigeration. I think his butler owns a fridge, so the milk doesn't curdle in summer months.

I don't recall the OP saying that he'd have to *improve* to be like MF

[Mordac]

I don't recall the OP saying that he'd have to *improve* to be like MF

You know what, I do believe you're absolutely bloody right. I generally struggle with subtlety, but don't tell anyone...

[LondonManc]

You know what, I do believe you're absolutely bloody right. I generally struggle with subtlety, but don't tell anyone...

No need to tell anyone, your avatar gives it away in a subtle manner. Bravo sir.

[Mordac]

No need to tell anyone, your avatar gives it away in a subtle manner. Bravo sir.

My hat is gently tipped in deference...

[greenlake]

I must try following the MF diet. Don't just eat the food in the fridge, eat the fridge too...

[vetran]

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