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    Is this wrong?

    Someone has parked what may just be the ugliest car in the world outside my house. I also received a Vision Express "free eye test" voucher in the post. Is it morally wrong to stick said voucher under the wipers of said monstrosity? Linky below is a representation of the super mega fuggly: Notice they don't show the side on view, which is cataclysmically hideous. What do we all think? Normally, I'd stab its tyres or something, but that might just mean it has to stay there longer, and that really isn't an option here.

    http://images.parkers.bauercdn.com/e.../300x200/1.jpg
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

    #2
    Given how cheap those things are are you sure MF hasn't bought one and dumped it there just to annoy you?
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      Given how cheap those things are are you sure MF hasn't bought one and dumped it there just to annoy you?
      Unlikely. Don't get me wrong, he can be petty and vindictive when he wants to be, but even he would draw the line at risking being seen in something that hideous during the 40 mile journey.
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        Someone has parked what may just be the ugliest car in the world outside my house. I also received a Vision Express "free eye test" voucher in the post. Is it morally wrong to stick said voucher under the wipers of said monstrosity? Linky below is a representation of the super mega fuggly: Notice they don't show the side on view, which is cataclysmically hideous. What do we all think? Normally, I'd stab its tyres or something, but that might just mean it has to stay there longer, and that really isn't an option here.

        http://images.parkers.bauercdn.com/e.../300x200/1.jpg

        Mordy

        you have neighbours ?

        Milan.
        Last edited by milanbenes; 3 November 2016, 15:44.

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          #5
          Break in, drive it outside MF's house, stab tyres.

          2 birds 1 stone.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            Someone has parked what may just be the ugliest car in the world outside my house. I also received a Vision Express "free eye test" voucher in the post. Is it morally wrong to stick said voucher under the wipers of said monstrosity? Linky below is a representation of the super mega fuggly: Notice they don't show the side on view, which is cataclysmically hideous. What do we all think? Normally, I'd stab its tyres or something, but that might just mean it has to stay there longer, and that really isn't an option here.

            http://images.parkers.bauercdn.com/e.../300x200/1.jpg
            Stick a Gooners bumper sticker on it. He won't park THERE again!!

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #7
              In your opinion it's a fugly car. In his opinion you have a face that needs caving in.

              All about personal opinion innit so fill yer boots.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                Someone has parked what may just be the ugliest car in the world outside my house. I also received a Vision Express "free eye test" voucher in the post. Is it morally wrong to stick said voucher under the wipers of said monstrosity? Linky below is a representation of the super mega fuggly: Notice they don't show the side on view, which is cataclysmically hideous. What do we all think? Normally, I'd stab its tyres or something, but that might just mean it has to stay there longer, and that really isn't an option here.

                http://images.parkers.bauercdn.com/e.../300x200/1.jpg
                Paint stripper?
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Someone has parked what may just be the ugliest car in the world outside my house. I also received a Vision Express "free eye test" voucher in the post. Is it morally wrong to stick said voucher under the wipers of said monstrosity? Linky below is a representation of the super mega fuggly: Notice they don't show the side on view, which is cataclysmically hideous. What do we all think? Normally, I'd stab its tyres or something, but that might just mean it has to stay there longer, and that really isn't an option here.

                  http://images.parkers.bauercdn.com/e.../300x200/1.jpg
                  To make it worse, that image tells us you live next door to Mike Wells Cars
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                    Mordy

                    you have neighbours ?

                    Milan.
                    Hello Beansey. Yes I have neighbours, part of the downside of living in a terraced house. In glorious London, detached comes at a price way and far beyond the mere means of your average contractor. Still, I'm over it.
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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